Fat Police

These few days damn alot of police on the look out !!!

Just on my way out from my home today, there stood a traffic police with his motor, waiting to like just rush out anytime to stop cars. As i just cornered out from my house, i haven't put on my seatbelt yet. Damn..i tried to pull and the damn seatbelt stuck !! the police saw me di...but i didnt look at him. I passed by him, then i can see from my back mirror that he started following di ! without hesitation, i just sped off from that junction and i know there's a SHELL just after the turn out. Once i turned out, i sped into SHELL, SHELL behind punya toilet space !!!! just enough for one car space..wuahahahahahaa... i just stopped there, for about more than 3 minutes i think. Well, of course, until when my heart pumping start subsiding..hahahaha.. assuming that the police didn't got to follow my tail, i continue my drive. And lucky enough. hehehee...

Then, when im at a cross junction traffic light somewhere after LUCT, i saw another police again, on the opposite road. Standing behind the walls, peeking at the cars that are gonna U-turn into the road. wat lao ehh..hahaha..i tell you ahh..i felt like taking a sniper and shoot him down !!! if only i have one that time !!!

The third one of the day was when im on my way driving back. Someone sms-ed and i was checking the message, haven't noticed the police yet. When i realised, the police is in front di !! i was still holding the phone with my left hand. "oo..shit" that time..the police were waving his hands to my car, but somehow his eyes weren't really looking at me. So i don't care la, just went off. Maybe he just signally me to GO faster. fuuuu....hahahaha..safe again.

End of month di ahh..all this big fat police start coming out looking for victims, for "duit makan". Damnnn..why is all this police have big tummy ? come to think about it, i haven't really see a thin looking police yet !!!